Posted 18 hours, 23 minutes ago
@theJeremyVine @thefutureheads Strange that the Telegraph ran that story. I thought they would've preffered a joke about ethnic minorities.
Posted 18 hours, 38 minutes ago
RT @theJeremyVine: CONGRATS to my bruvver for winning Best Joke Award tonight: "Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes" http://t.co/pat7Bt5b